A dinner date
Joke:What is a joke?
A man and his girlfriend were out to dinner one night. The waiter tells them the night's special is chicken almondine and fresh fish.
"The chicken sounds good; I'll have that," the woman says.
The waiter nods. "And the vegetable?" he asks.
"Oh, he'll have the fish," she replies.
The waiter is asking which vegetable the woman wants with her meal; the woman thinks the waiter is talking about her date, calling him a vegetable because he is really stupid.