A dinner date

Joke:

What is a joke?

A man and his girlfriend were out to dinner one night. The waiter tells them the night's special is chicken almondine and fresh fish.
"The chicken sounds good; I'll have that," the woman says.
The waiter nods. "And the vegetable?" he asks.
"Oh, he'll have the fish," she replies.


Explanation:

The waiter is asking which vegetable the woman wants with her meal; the woman thinks the waiter is talking about her date, calling him a vegetable because he is really stupid.

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